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roseperfume:

anyone else have a great sense of fashion in their head but too lazy and/or broke to actually let it be a reality

angryladies:

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

thepersonalquotes:

Alcohol is cool but have you ever had someone care about you? Me neither, pass the bottle.

rizaoftheowls:

kayvsworld:

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

just-shitty-thoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

The hoodie is the modern day cloak

Y'know what this isn’t a bad post