Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.
I love this company already.
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.