This scene changed my life forever
This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.
love yourself so we have something in common
good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
grapes with seeds can go to hell