canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

portablemiah:

i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

anch0vies:

spazztastic-muffin:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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plasticbagvevo:

me:

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you:

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